Sunday, January 30, 2011

Noynoy Aquino: Filipino of the Year for 2010

The Inquirer today crowned President Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino III "our Filipino of the Year". This honour was bestowed on the incumbent Philippine president supposedly for being "the living Filipino who made the most positive impact in 2010". And, it seems, on the basis of a November 2010 Social Weather Station survey that showed "seven out of 10 Filipinos were satisfied with President Aquino’s administration" and on a Pulse Asia "trust rating" of 80 percent.

Now the "biggest rock star of the moment", according to the Inquirer, Noynoy supposedly "endeared himself to the masses by implementing quickly doable reforms that they could instantly appreciate" -- things like the banning of the "wang-wang" and stopping "the practice of politicians stamping government projects with their names".

The Inquirer went on to convince its readers why Noynoy is "bigger" than singer Arnel Pineda and possessing of "parallels" with boxer Manny Pacquiao. For one thing, Arnel "could never have secured the $434-million Millennium Challenge Corporation grant from the government of yet another rock star of this generation, US President Barack Obama". Oh no sirrrreee. Of course not. Furthermore, the Inquirer insists that there are "some parallels, too, between Pacquiao’s and Aquino’s manner of acquiring the [Filipino of the Year] title for which this paper’s editors vote annually". Indeed, get this: "Pacquiao won boxing matches that were “heavily watched” worldwide. Aquino won the arguably most closely watched—and not only locally—Philippine presidential election".

So Mr Aquino, we congratulate and salute you, Chief. Only a guy like you could bomb on your first State of the Nantion Address, botch a public-relations management challenge in the aftermath of a tragic hostage situation that resulted in the deaths of eight Hong Kong nationals, and overall preside over a period that saw the peace and order situation in the country degenerate significantly and then walk away with a distinction earned on the dubious claim that you made a significant "positive impact" on the country.

Of course it helps that the "survey firms" that provided some basis for this "achievement" of yours are owned by members of your extended family, and the awarding body itself once served (and by most accounts still serves) as the Aquinos' campaign newsletter.

But then this is the Philippines -- where the National "Debate" is one where "all the wrong arguments prevail" and where "[l]ogic and common sense take the backseat to political arguments and the views of the poorly-educated".

3 comments:

  1. Obama, just weeks seating as US president was chosen by Time Magazine as their Person of the Year. (Their explanation was being chosen as Person Of The Year is not an honor but just a title).

    Maybe, Inquirer's choice for Filipino of the Year was evenly contested by Penoy, Trillanes and Mar Roxas (for his sacrifice).

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  2. He looks like a fucking retard here!..

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  3. Ows? Filipino of the Year for 2010? wala pa nga siyang nagawa eh.. yung malakihang gawain ha? as in.. wala pa

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